Red Scott

SF based Stand-Up comic and occasional photographer.
Co-creator and co-host of Boars, Gore, and Swords.
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#Love #sf #sanfrancisco in daylight savings. #selfie

#Love #sf #sanfrancisco in daylight savings. #selfie

Tall As The Sky

  • Me: It's a sunny day.
  • Me: The sun...is worse than Hitler.
  • Clover: Has the sun killed a lot of Jews?
  • Me: Probably.
  • Clover: I thought you were a desert people.
  • Me: We used to be, but now we're a skyscraper people.

BREAKING: JULES POSNER OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT FROM COMEDY COMPETITIONS! »

julesposner:

After five years of disappointing due to lack luster performances, Jules Posner has officially retired from performing in comedy competitions. Jules has a solid regular show track record, but can never seem to rise to the occasion during competitions only making one finals appearance and a 2nd…

It’s a shame to see one of the greats retire when he still has productive years ahead of him. Jules put up extremely respectable LPPMs (Laughs Per Physical Movement), always did well in clean up (After the show with women 17-32 and men 28-54), had off the chart first impression numbers, but ultimately his confrontational persona alienated straight men and his near constant solicitation of a specific performance enhancing substance made him lose votes from the uncool mom segment.

Jules should net an easy second round hall of fame nomination.

Throwaway Interview #3

  • Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest professional weakness?
  • Me: I have amazing ties.
  • Interviewer: Is...is that a weakness?
  • Me: People get distracted.
TEACH ME PUBLIC AFFAIRS COMMITTEE!!!!!! (at National Air and Space Museum)

TEACH ME PUBLIC AFFAIRS COMMITTEE!!!!!! (at National Air and Space Museum)

Blue Gate on Flickr by @redscott .

Tourists standing at the viewing area on the Marin side of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Blue Gate on Flickr by @redscott .

Tourists standing at the viewing area on the Marin side of the Golden Gate Bridge.

San Francisco Chocolate Factory, San Francisco.

San Francisco Chocolate Factory, San Francisco.