Red Scott

SF based Stand-Up comic and occasional photographer.
Co-creator and co-host of Boars, Gore, and Swords.
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Joe Nguyen (@vietjew) and Maeby Knott, taken at my studio/tv room.

Headshots with @vietjew and Maeby Knott. If I’d known how much I was going to like the top shot i would have found a better mug.

Hey everyone! It’s my birthday show! This is going down tomorrow night, it’s going to be an absurd amount of fun and I’d love to see you there.

Get tickets by clicking here.

cyniccave:

RED Talks
Sat June 28
10 pm

For Red’s 31st Birthday, he’s curated the greatest minds in comedy to present 12 minute long verbal presentations on Red-ology, Entertainment, and Drinking. At the CineCave theater under Lost Weekend Video, you will see comedians picked personally by the Kimono-wearing director of RED Talks, Red Scott.Look forward to the following RED Talks:Jules Posner talks feeding the hungry with uneaten brunch potatoes.Katie Compa on powering the north-eastern seaboard with white liberal guiltIvan Hernandez discusses zen and the art of vaporizer maintenance.Ryan Cronin on the science of mimes.Ray Molina on the quiet hilarity of kindness.Don’t miss this show, RED Talks are regularly attended by luminaries such as Jeremy Wheat, who works the bar, and Various Homeless People, who yell at smokers outside.Only $10, very limited, but full bar.

Hey everyone! It’s my birthday show! This is going down tomorrow night, it’s going to be an absurd amount of fun and I’d love to see you there.

Get tickets by clicking here.

cyniccave:

RED Talks

Sat June 28

10 pm

For Red’s 31st Birthday, he’s curated the greatest minds in comedy to present 12 minute long verbal presentations on Red-ology, Entertainment, and Drinking. At the CineCave theater under Lost Weekend Video, you will see comedians picked personally by the Kimono-wearing director of RED Talks, Red Scott.

Look forward to the following RED Talks:

Jules Posner talks feeding the hungry with uneaten brunch potatoes.

Katie Compa on powering the north-eastern seaboard with white liberal guilt

Ivan Hernandez discusses zen and the art of vaporizer maintenance.

Ryan Cronin on the science of mimes.

Ray Molina on the quiet hilarity of kindness.

Don’t miss this show, RED Talks are regularly attended by luminaries such as Jeremy Wheat, who works the bar, and Various Homeless People, who yell at smokers outside.

Only $10, very limited, but full bar.

Girl Shit: Just Say No »

thefatling:

This weekend, I was part of Boston’s 6th annual Women in Comedy Festival. I got to hang out with a bunch of other funny people, perform my funny jokes, and see a lot of funny shows in a cool city. Pretty typical festival experience, all in all.

Like a lot of festivals, this one offers panels &…

Mandatory reading for any and all comics.

Just your standard able-bodied dude taking his custom wheelchair for a spin in the woodworking section of a Portland coffee shop. (at Coava Coffee Roasters)

Just your standard able-bodied dude taking his custom wheelchair for a spin in the woodworking section of a Portland coffee shop. (at Coava Coffee Roasters)

People are terrible. If you let people debate things, they will do it forever, come up with horrible ideas, get them entrenched, play politics with them, and finally reach the point where they’re coming up with theories why people who disagree with them are probably secretly in the pay of the Devil.

Imagine having to conduct the global warming debate, except that you couldn’t appeal to scientific consensus and statistics because scientific consensus and statistics hadn’t been invented yet. In a world without science, everything would be like that.

Heck, just look at philosophy.

– From this discussion of modern research, a description of why I’m not that compelled by just about any subjective argument taking place on the internet.

#Love #sf #sanfrancisco in daylight savings. #selfie

#Love #sf #sanfrancisco in daylight savings. #selfie

Tall As The Sky

  • Me: It's a sunny day.
  • Me: The sun...is worse than Hitler.
  • Clover: Has the sun killed a lot of Jews?
  • Me: Probably.
  • Clover: I thought you were a desert people.
  • Me: We used to be, but now we're a skyscraper people.

BREAKING: JULES POSNER OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT FROM COMEDY COMPETITIONS! »

julesposner:

After five years of disappointing due to lack luster performances, Jules Posner has officially retired from performing in comedy competitions. Jules has a solid regular show track record, but can never seem to rise to the occasion during competitions only making one finals appearance and a 2nd…

It’s a shame to see one of the greats retire when he still has productive years ahead of him. Jules put up extremely respectable LPPMs (Laughs Per Physical Movement), always did well in clean up (After the show with women 17-32 and men 28-54), had off the chart first impression numbers, but ultimately his confrontational persona alienated straight men and his near constant solicitation of a specific performance enhancing substance made him lose votes from the uncool mom segment.

Jules should net an easy second round hall of fame nomination.