The Avengers: Keeping Women Up! (Not in the Good Way)
(Yes, there are probably spoilers in here.)
I was pretty excited about seeing The Avengers. I didn’t go to a midnight screening, but I did go RIGHT after work on the Friday of opening weekend. I’d sort of purposely kept away from all the press about it because I just want to watch the goddamn movie and leave me alone, so I was pleasantly surprised to see Cobie Smulders, from the new “Friends” / sitcom I zone out to at night, “How I Met Your Mother.”
Hey! Great! I like her! I’m always down for women kicking ass in any movies, really! I even like the S.H.I.E.L.D. outfit! Sure, it’s a… onesie, with belt loops, which… seems a little bit ‘90’s for this reboot, but it’s kind of sporty and— WAIT.